ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via thepunkjew)



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euo:

“A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.”
Annie Hall (1977) dir. Woody Allen


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undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

fortressofself:

"i cant have sex with her, she is on her period!"

why? you a child or something?

(via osiris-loves-you)



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me nd my cougar gf
me: babe i love your necklace
gf: thats me Life Alert®


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humansofnewyork:

"What’s the sexiest thing about being a library technical assistant?""Hmmm… I don’t know. But we did find a collection of 1960’s X-rated magazines in the microfilm department."


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